July 2012
me: i'm a wizard.
person: then prove it.
me: sorry i can't, no magic outside hogwarts.
June 2012
parasailin-sarahpalin:
everyone has that one retarded friend
EVERYONE.
Me.
Watchanchor-chasing:
ralphcastner:
negativexthinking:
ldndan:
sleepwithshadows:
“I was born deaf and 8 weeks ago I received a hearing implant. This is the video of them turning it on and me hearing myself for the first time :) Edit: For those of you who have asked the implant I received was Esteem offered by Envoy Medical”
i will never get tired of this, so so gorgeous!
fuckkk, thats...
When i was a kid
xthegiveristheshitx:
mariamagana215:
And Phil was from the year 2121, that seemed lightyears away.
Now, 2121 is only 9 years away.
I feel old.
oh dear.
109 years away… and Light years is a measurement of distance.
sweet-bitsy:
parasailin-sarahpalin:
i want to have Anderson Cooper’s adopted babies
He’s Mine.
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“I’m gonna click on you, and it’s gonna feel really good! Watch this. Here we go....”
– Captain Sparklez playing Windows Cursor Demo on Happy Wheels. And the jokes just write themselves! (via jesterhorhay)
*speed dating*
Me: Hi! Charmander, Bulbasaur, or Squirtle?
Him: Huh?
Me: Aaaaaand we're done here.
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I was rewatching the original Avatar series and...
charlesahchoo:
Book 1 Episode 14
Remember the lady who almost killed the whole village cause of false prediction about the volcano? The fortune teller?
EXACTLY HOW LONG IS SHE GOING TO LIVE
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a-little-insane:
I hate how after a few episodes of a show Netflix asks me “Are you still watching ____?”
Yes Netflix, I am STILL watching this show. I pay the monthly fee. Back the fuck off.
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