me: i'm a wizard.
person: then prove it.
me: sorry i can't, no magic outside hogwarts.
parasailin-sarahpalin: everyone has that one retarded friend EVERYONE. Me.
anchor-chasing: ralphcastner: negativexthinking: ldndan: sleepwithshadows: “I was born deaf and 8 weeks ago I received a hearing implant. This is the video of them turning it on and me hearing myself for the first time :) Edit: For those of you who have asked the implant I received was Esteem offered by Envoy Medical” i will never get tired of this, so so gorgeous! fuckkk, thats...
When i was a kid
xthegiveristheshitx: mariamagana215: And Phil was from the year 2121, that seemed lightyears away. Now, 2121 is only 9 years away. I feel old. oh dear. 109 years away… and Light years is a measurement of distance.
parasailin-sarahpalin: i want to have Anderson Cooper’s adopted babies He’s Mine.
I’m gonna click on you, and it’s gonna feel really good! Watch this. Here we go....– Captain Sparklez playing Windows Cursor Demo on Happy Wheels. And the jokes just write themselves! (via jesterhorhay)
Me: Hi! Charmander, Bulbasaur, or Squirtle?
Me: Aaaaaand we're done here.
I was rewatching the original Avatar series and...
charlesahchoo: Book 1 Episode 14 Remember the lady who almost killed the whole village cause of false prediction about the volcano? The fortune teller? EXACTLY HOW LONG IS SHE GOING TO LIVE
a-little-insane: I hate how after a few episodes of a show Netflix asks me “Are you still watching ____?” Yes Netflix, I am STILL watching this show. I pay the monthly fee. Back the fuck off.