April 2012
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Mom: Do you want to watch a movie?
Me: What do you want to watch?
Mom: Doesn't matter. You pick.
Me: -grabs all the Disney movies- Okay so I have all of these for us to choose from.
Mom: ...
Me: What?
Mom: Would you be mad if I changed my mind?
Me: Fine. My Disney collection and I will be in my room having an awesome time and you can sit out here alone with the farting dog.
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ifyouseekmatt:
Waking up and checking your Tumblr like it’s the morning paper
me right now
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