Person: Why are you crying?
Me: Because Mayday Parade is so perfect..
Me: *walks away*
TOMORROW IS MAY DAY.
youdeservefuckingnothing: Happy holidays to the Mayday Parade fangirls like my friends and I. ;)
a-little-insane: That awful moment when you’re telling a funny story and halfway through you realize it’s not as funny as you had thought.
me: why am i so ugly
me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
puckermanfabray: have you ever loved a fictional character so much you just dont know what to do with yourself so you throw yourself against a wall
welcome to Starbucks.
customer: hi I'd like a grande... no venti... ugh no my diet... tall half soy half nonfat chai with two shots of espresso?
customer: wait, could you only put like half the syrup in it?
customer: oh and some caramel in it too? shh don't tell.
customer: and put it in a bigger cup with some extra whipped cream.
customer: I said iced, right?
me: *jumps over counter and strangles stereotypical yuppie harvard bitch*
Listening to Mayday Parade when you're sad...
babyletsplayhouse: it’s just never a good idea.
reblog if it's ok if i come vent to you.