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adolfphin: plankton married a computer so i can too

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Me: Mom, I need to ask you something.
Mom: ...
Me: Pause your show this is important.
Me: Can one of my friends from Tumblr stay with us for a couple weeks this summer?
Mom: Can I put my show back on?
Me: So...you don't care?
Mom: Why would I care?
Me: I figure you'd want to be aware if a stranger was coming to live with us for awhile.
Mom: No I don't care. Now go away so I can finish my show.

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