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NoCountryForHeroes

Jason. Libra. Twenty.

I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr

fordasaurus:

letsstartariot:

lovelyforgetmenot:

sibby-the-destroyer:

twisted-sapi0sexual:

witharms-waitingfor-wyatt:

iwannasaxyouup:

demonstarr13:

togetsomesleep:

sexweb:

i don’t get str8 men

HE EATS A FUCKING POTATO I AM CRYING.

why

Facepalm.

Omg I’m laughing hysterically!!

I’

Oh I’m sure they pull back alright ;D

“double-holy”
LOL I don’t think it works that way, sweetheart.

He eats a potato omg.Quick honey, I have a boner, get the potatoes!

Isn’t there something in the bible about being “fruitful”?

Koala’s response to being pet

girlgrowingsmall:

stop-bitching-start-a-revolution:

Cosmo tip: When he pulls out his dick, perform the musical Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me

Ohmygod i cannot breathe

samcannon:

Fireflies in the meadow.

A fennec fox walks against the wind in Morocco. The fennec, or desert fox, is a small nocturnal fox found in the Sahara Desert in North Africa. (© Francisco Mingorance/National Geographic Traveler Photo Contest)

chromatichijinx:

monkeysaysficus:

bloodphoenix:

monkeysaysficus:

bloodphoenix:

monkeysaysficus:

Red Ranger can get it

They could all get it. At the same time, preferably.

Five at a time is too many. Once you get above 3 guys it gets all confusing as to whose is what and where things are going; it’s less sex and more Hungry, Hungry Hippos.
I mean, I imagine it’s like that… *cough*

Hungry, Hungry Hippos? I am dying.
Also you’re a big slut. <3

It’s not slutty! Gangbangs are all about efficiency. They’re essentially the Costco of cock. The Bulk Barn of booty. The All You Can Eat Buffet of ass.

I’m reblogging just for the analogies lol